So whats the deal with all these celebs goin into rehab! I don't think its a "PR" thing, I do seriously believe that they are all nuts! Come on now, would a perfectly sane woman shave all her hair off (cough, cough Ms Spears) and then start wearing a wig.
Then we have Lyndsey Lohan, one minute she looks like a million dollars, next minute she looks like she sniffed a million dollars worth of coke, i mean come on, how many sane people would risk their careers and body for a bit of powder up your nose.
Speaking of the white stuff, "Cocaine Kate" and "Heroine Pete" when will these "celebs" get locked up for their crimes. I mean how many times does Pete Docherty have to be caught before he goes to jail? I mean come on, if it was anyone else they will already be serving a sentance.
Nuts I tell you, I can't believe what I read sometimes. I'll probably be talking about another rehab celeb again next week, or how "blunders" meant another escape for "Heroine Pete".
Damn, how I would love to be Famous!

Excellent!
This piece, unlike most articles you read these days- is whitty AND FACTUAL!
You would be hard pressed to disagree with you Charlie. Celebs and there antics should definatley be highlighted as UNFAIR to the normal everyday people. Afterall money doesn't and shouldn't give you a easy 'stay-out-of-jail' card! NICE ONE! X